More Firsts: Shower Sex & Facial

It’s Saturday. We had just came home from the gym, J played basketball with friends. I huddled on the edge of the bed and lined up my position to watch J as he undressed. Every fucking time I see him naked my heart races. His cut is changing his whole body – my favorite V lines tracing down to his cock are more pronounced than ever. I don’t even blink. I worship his body. When he laughs or coughs and his abs twitch I vividly picture him thrusting into me. Who am I kidding, any time I see his muscles move, or he breaks a sweat, or he looks me in the eyes, my brain is hardwired to associate everything about him with sex. You could say I’m well trained haha. Tossing his basketball shorts, socks, and jersey into the hamper, J stretches up to grab his towel (more tingles) and envelops his lower body in the plushy terry cloth. I sign quietly and resist my urge to hop off the bed and run my nails all over his chest. Before he reaches for the door, J flicks his eyes to mine, “You should shower with me.” “What?” I question instantly, failing to hide my growing smile – this isn’t part of his usual routine. I abruptly stand up, bursting into a full-blown-lips-parted smile and I follow J out of his room, just around the corner to the bathroom. He lets me walk ahead of him, and closes the door behind us. While J turns on the shower, I linger facing the door, in front of the mirror, and may or may not be checking out my growing biceps/triceps haha.

J sets his towel on the counter and moves in front of me. He doesn’t even need to tell me to take off my clothes; the path of his eyes grazing up and down my body then concluding deeply and intensely into my eyes says it all. I close the gap between us. Leaning myself against his chest, I reach my arms behind his back and lightly scratch from his shoulders past the little dimples above his ass and slide my hands down the sides of his hips. He’s always so warm – my icy hands thaw out over his skin and goosebumps prickle my arms and legs. I hum with lips pressed against him, then look up in his eyes and let out a schoolgirl giggle. I take a step back, grab hold of my shirt and raise my arms above my head. I toss the tank top on the floor and unclasp my bra in one swift movement. The cooler winter air bites at my nipples and I can see the pink skin tighten up and harden into a point. Still a couple of steps away, I turn away from J, tuck my thumbs under the waistband of my yoga pants, and bend over as I slide them and my panties down over my ass and to the floor. I delicately step out of my little pile of clothes and return to him. The cold tickles me everywhere and I move to touch more of my body on his hot skin.

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Field Report: Going out alone after taking the Red Pill

This past Wednesday (I guess it’s called “Blackout Wednesday” because of the holiday haha) I went out with my sister to some local bars. She met up with some dude she wants to date so I was pretty much riding solo – which I had no problem. I pregamed heavily, can rock out some pretty good lone wolf game, was easily one of the top 5 hottest (only?) girls in the bar, and was never actually alone because I was constantly being approached. It was very eye opening going out without J for the first time in a while. My mind has been transformed, I’ve swallowed the Red Pill. I saw everything differently.

Even in my buzzed state, I was analyzing game and approaches, seeing straight through the bullshit guys feed to naive girls because that’s what they think they want to hear. I talked with one guy (shorter, masculine face, skater-ish style, nice smile) and tore apart his front… in a flirty way haha. I had to spice things up when I received the third “Where are you from?” in the last half hour… Please ask me anything else besides that!! — no “Where did you go to high school?” either. So he made some joke about me hurting him when I walked away, I asked him if it was common for women to hurt him, he said it’s happened before. I asked what happened (like I said, had to spice things up haha). He was appropriately vague, but brought up relationships. He said he had only had one girlfriend (he’s 23 like me) and is verrrrryy picky when choosing a woman to elevate above “dating.” Then the good stuff started spewing. He said he’s picky because his girlfriend is the most beautiful woman on earth, he only has eyes for her, that she’s the most important thing in his life…

I laughed and called him out, “Bullshit!” He laughed too, and I continued — That’s a lie. There will always be girls hotter than the girl you commit to. You’l look at girls everywhere and wish you could bang them. You shouldn’t lie to her and tell her you don’t even look at anyone else, point to the hotties and say “Man, she’s sexy!” and your girl should agree and maybe comment on how awesome her titties are. Relationships should be like business arrangements. They have to benefit you both and the positives have to make up for the restrictiveness of commitment. But it’s fine you haven’t had many relationships, you shouldn’t. You shouldn’t settle down for another 15 years and only if you want a family. Unless you really want to commit yourself to one girl while you’re in your prime.

I think I shocked the socks off him. He was still smiling, and replied “Yes” in response to wanting to commit to a lady at a tender 23. Hey dude, that’s your choice, I didn’t bash him for it or push any further. Some guys want a committed relationship, maybe they haven’t realized the potential they could have, still have faith in women in general, or like being bossed around by a girl. I’d had my fun, went on my little rant and was ready to move on. When I started easing into the goodbye, he leaned in and told me he appreciated the honesty and had never heard something like that from a girl. Then asked me to join him at an after party at his buddy’s house a couple of blocks away. Knowing nothing else about me besides my little Red Pill speech I gave, he wanted to take me home. Hilarious. I smiled, took the compliment, and said I was going home with my sister, but thank you for the offer, gave him a hug, and parted with “Good luck.”

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I Appreciate Game When I See It

Saddle Ranch cotton candy - No thanks, I'll take my calories in Long Islands

Saddle Ranch cotton candy – No thanks, I’ll take my calories in Long Islands

J’s good friend (and somewhat of his protégé) Captain Crunk has game. I’ve only known him for the last few months, so I don’t know where he started, but dude’s a natural.

Captain Crunk wrote this field report about a night out at last weekend which outlines the night and what goes through his head while on the prowl. It’s interesting to read a man’s report because it’s much more straightforward than the kind of things I write — men write about what exactly they did, why that step makes sense, and what was the result. I am far from direct, bringing in flowery details and more emotional heavy descriptions. That’s why I enjoy reading his and other men’s blogs so much.

Anyway, back to the report… My friend I took out that night, Beckham (as Captain Crunk dubbed her) is a good girl to game on. She is a “good girl” who didn’t smoke or take shots with J and I before heading to the bars, but she’s sweet, approachable, social, not-a-bitch. I’m shocked I had any game at all – thank’s for the nod, CC. I was hammered and cross-faded as fuck. But I had a blast. My best game is probably when I’m the most wasted because I have no inhibitions, I become a social butterfly and will talk to/put moves on anyone. But yes, unfortunately this can backfire (in the case of the dweebs) because I just enjoy talking, don’t really care to whom. Obviously I’d rather talk to J and Crunk or lay some girl game on some pretty girlies, but unfortunately the only rule is that whoever is in the nearest proximity to Drunk Kitten gets the attention.

I need the liquid courage sometimes haha. This really hit me last night (Tuesday) when everyone met up to go out. Crunk was working on these 2 girls for a small portion of the night. When we were sitting at the table (me, Crunk, J, and the 2 girls), I was listening to most of the verbal exchanges and CC had mad moves. plus half the time I was thinking, “Woah, that would totally work on me.” Haha good signs. He keeps that teasing, playful tone in almost everything he says and comes back with HILARIOUS lines instantaneously. He didn’t ask boring questions and kept both of the ladies smiling and giggling.  The only way to hold such effortless conversations is to practice. I know CC goes out a fair amount, last night wasn’t even a hard core hunting sesh, just a fun night out with some buddies (one visiting from out of town), but utilizing any opportunity to practice goes a long way. Captain Crunk stands out because he doesn’t have to try and game anymore, it just flows. That’s what a lot of guys miss – that absolute security in front of females. You can tell when a guy is trying to force an attitude or disposition, CC doesn’t need to pretend he’s a great talker or a dominant guy – He naturally had or worked his way to having stellar confidence (what I think is the backbone of good game) and is seasoned in  conversing with women. I’m thoroughly impressed. He will go far.

High five, dude. I applaud you.

Finally, a Critical Comment of Substance

Tom left on my “MGTOW Presence on My Blog” post  a challenge to debate his comment (below). My words are in bold.

Thank you for the only comment that featured constructive criticism while all of the others were pure hate. I may not agree with some of the things you say, but at least you have coherent statements derived from things I’ve said. That’s a lot more than what I’ve seen previously.

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A response. As we’re both adults, my challenge to you is to debate this. Of course, you could retreat to censorship but that would speak volumes about your claims of being an adult and not backing down.

>Last week I was spammed by a notable amount of dudes from MGTOW. Luckily I see straight through the name-calling and have no plans to back down or change (still not sure what those comments want me to do, nor do I care).

Only a chick would characterize her refusal to QUIT BLOGGING because of some negative comments as some kind of moral victory. Welcome to the world of low thresholds for heroism.

The point here is that I do not see the purpose of worthless name-calling comments – which is what I am responding to. Are they supposed to make me stop sharing my opinions? Inspire change? Or just be senselessly rude? I’m not playing “hero” because I won’t let other’s opinions hurt my feelings, that’s what normal people should do all of the time.

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MGTOW Presence On My Blog

Last week I was spammed by a notable amount of dudes from MGTOW. Luckily I see straight through the name-calling and have no plans to back down or change (still not sure what those comments want me to do, nor do I care).Image

I had never heard of this movement or group or whatever they’re called before, until I kept seeing staggering amounts of views from the MGTOW Forum, so I checked it out. For those who don’t know, MGTOW stands for Men Going Their Own Way and their Manifesto described here, explains their primary goals as: “instilling masculinity in men… instilling femininity in women… and working for a limited government.” No malevolence detected anywhere in their core beliefs that explains the foul outbursts that riddled my blog.  So I did more quality internet research (haha).

“MGTOW often talk vaguely about seeking ‘independence’ from western and/or consumer culture, and a few MGTOW try to live that sort of zen existence. But most of those who embrace the term have a deep hostility towards and/or profound distrust of feminists and women in general. Many MGTOW refuse to date “western women” and some try to avoid women altogether.” The same site quotes a MGTOW site: “It is basically a statement of independence, and irrelevance – men declaring themselves free of the social expectations of women and western culture as a whole, because both have come to hate men. … Men basically have most of the rights we need, as long as we treat women like they have the plague.  … If the only way men can avoid “oppressing” all these strong-as-men-but-oh-so-fragile-when-offended princess wannabes is to steer as clear of them as possible, a lot of men are quite ready to do that.”

Another site calls MGTOW “a carbon copy of feminism.” “In the case of the MRM [Men's Rights Movement] the hypocrisy is rife in this sense. They understand the dangerous generalizations that come with feminist philosophy regarding male nature, but are far less inclined to see it right under their noses in the case of a cult within the MRM.” And continues, “MGTOW believe that men have historically been kept down by women through obligations to protect and provide for them, and the entire system has been shaped for their benefit. Any exceptions to this rule are somehow dismissed, through talking points, as either a statistical anomaly or a case where the woman has not yet taken advantage of the man in her life.”

It’s tempting to side with these other blogs when I have seen such prejudiced word vomit sprinkled all over me. Clearly the original philosophy which is meant to encourage women and men to play off each other’s respective strengths for mutual benefit have been skewed far out of control. Side factions have snowballed blown up and entangled many others, essentially throwing the original philosophy of MGTOW out the window.

The internet is a breeding ground for this escalating psychosis. What I find most puzzling is that if these characters have chosen the path of “independence and irrelevance,” why bother littering my comment section with worthless verbal abuse and premature “I told you so”s about the impending “Wall”? I thought you were an autonomous man who has no interest in “western women” and wants to distance himself from them as much as possible? Why waste your time and energy on a woman like me – doesn’t that make me the victor if I’m stealing your precious time you could be spending advancing the rights of Men? Don’t let me win and get the fuck off my blog, please.

I received the most outrage about my “Beta Date With B” post. Why do MGTOW boys care about my dating life anyway? I’m definitely not trying to date you. Because this one guy isn’t my type means I deserve a verbal lashing? That makes perfect sense. My posts on this site are not meant to bash men. If anything my posts can help men who want to avoid being taken advantage of by a girl – like in my “I’m Thirsty” post about mooching free drinks. Yes, there is an excess of men out there who fall for these shitty lines. As J puts it in his post about this same topic, “there are plenty of women who just see men as status objects and try to extract resources from them with nothing in return. We want to help bring an end to that by showing men what do to instead. So instead of leaving shitty comments on her blog, go read LaidNYC’s response post and arm yourselves with ammo to fight back against the gold diggers.”

Placing me in an ovegeneralized category encompassing all women is fine, I’ll keep deleting your ignorant comments. Fulfilling your own egotistical validation by calling me a cunt on my blog on which I write about my own INDIVIDUAL opinions is laughable. I’m a big girl, let me make my own mistakes… or continue to make the best decisions of my life. From what I’ve seen you have a life full of anger and hatred – seems like you’re in a much deeper hole than I am.

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Should Humans Be Monogomous?

The goal of a species is to reproduce. Period. Without the hard-wired obligation to pass on genetic code and father successive generations, entire populations would go extinct. Humans are always a bit out of the scope of traditional evolutionary teachings because our advancement & domination over the planet give us many luxuries as a species. So what is it that determines human mating patterns? Is it our biology? Our culture?

First things first: there are four possible mating systems observed in animals: monogamous (1 male + 1 female), polygyny (1 male controls access to multiple females), polyandry (1 female mates with multiple males), and polygyandrous/promiscuous (multiple males mate with multiple females). Throughout nature, polygyny is predominant.

Mating patterns depend on availability of resources in an environment – mainly female distribution.  Assuming animals will select for behaviors that increase the success of passing on their genes, there is a greater evolutionary advantage in a polygynous system.  Males gain advantage from multiple mating, so are promiscuous and compete with other men for mates, while selecting females who are fertile (young, attractive, capable of bearing and raising their offspring) (Hawkes et al. 1997). Female animals have a greater risk in the reproductive game – they invest a great deal more time in each offspring (gestation period & nursing) so they must be choosier and want a partner who will provide resources and assist in raising offspring.sexual dimorphism

In animals, one of the markers for polygynous & competitive mating systems is body size dimorphism – basically physical differences between the two sexes in a species. Weckerly’s paper Sexual-size dimorphism: Influence of mass and mating systems in the most dimorphic mammals explains “size and strength may be significant factors deciding male-male interactions that determine dominance and access to females” when a dominant male maintains control over a harem of females (1998). For example, the largest alpha male gorilla (twice the size of lady gorillas and towers over other males) is more likely to win a competitive fight therefore providing security/protection and will more easily gain control of territory & resources. This is a male the female gorillas will want to be with.

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN FOR HUMANS?

BIOLOGICALLY (our lack of sexual dimorphism) suggests monogamy

  1. Homo Sapiens do not exhibit distinctive body size or canine length between males and females (Ipina & Durand, 2010)
  2. However, women do favor men with observable secondary sex characteristics that suggest physical strength and health (broad shoulders & narrow waist, muscular body structure), but like other primates, there is a virtually limitless set of attractive traits – ex. personality, looks, type, personal preference… (Dixson, Dixson, & Anderson, 2005).
  3. Level of human body size dimorphism is associated more closely with levels in monogamous, pair-bonded mating systems (Dixson, Dixson, & Anderson, 2005)

HOWEVER, scientists agree human societies are POLYGYNOUS (Dixson, Dixson, & Anderson, and Kanazawa & Novak)

  1. “5/6 of human societies are polygynous and divorce and remarriage (at least under some circumstances) is allowed in all known human cultures” (Kanazawa & Novak, 2005).
  2. Humans partake in serial polygyny as opposed to concurrent (i.e. humans have successive relationships with other partners one after another  rather than at the same time)
  3. Culture has made multiple partners the norm

Human mating patterns are CULTURALLY DEPENDENT

  1. There is so much variety it’s almost impossible to generalize all humans under one category
  2. “Culture” is uniquely human

WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS INFO?

I don’t have the answer. Anthropologists don’t have the answer.  Humans are way too complex to say one way over another is better for all of human-kind. But this all makes sense in understanding human sexual patterns.

As stated earlier, CULTURE is a uniquely human construct. In the case of our sexual relationships and mate choosing, culture outweighs biology (which seems to suggest we should be monogamous). Our extreme availability of resources limits the need or importance of biologically directed behaviors.

Evolution says women should prefer to mate with men who will commit and provide for offspring, but women today are going against biology to sleep with “alphas” who will not commit. We are going against the ideal evolutionary plan based on this social construct. Culture changes have allowed for and accepted this to occur.

Sex is not exclusively linked to reproduction anymore, so our entire definition of mate-choosing has been broken down and rebuilt. Women are allowed to have many short term partners – there isn’t the same pressure for women to be selective, monogamous child-bearers.

Has culture created a giant pussy buffet?

  • BIRTH CONTROL has encouraged women to be more promiscuous by eliminating the risk associated with sex (getting pregnant and having a child to take care of). Because of this new-found freedom, women have had more sexual partners than ever and have made themselves more readily available for men than ever before.
  • The smaller percentage of attractive, dominant, successful men have their pick of any women. They have little risk in having many partners (could provide for offspring if necessary). They don’t have to commit because there is an endless line of women ready to take the previous bitch’s spot.
  • Theoretically there may be a limit to how many women a man can bang, by the principle of Diminishing Returns, repeating a behavior will eventually cause negative effects that will overcome the positives – too sex partners would start to have a negative effect (child support, STDs, drama haha).

Man-woman relationships constantly change throughout history, which is why it’s hard to define a mating system and detail the dynamics. Currently we are in a period of promiscuousness – from song lyrics to night club dynamics to celebrity role models, our culture embraces it. Humans may ebb back into a more 50s traditional family unit or it may continue to spiral into a black hole of sluttiness. I guess while we can, let’s enjoy the plethora of sex!

Where do you think humans lie on the mating system chart? Where/When do you think it will shift?

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“I’m so thirsty…” How to get free drinks at a bar

shotLadies, drunkenly complaining to randoms at the bar about how parched you are is not the way to get free booze… Although I’m not proud of it, I have unfortunately resorted to this technique multiple times and it has about a 50% success rate haha. We can do better than that. While there is no exact formula, I have some tips I will share that, with skillful tact and practice can fill up that empty cup while keeping your cash.

First things first, who should join you on this mission? I feel these tactics are best played out solo. Yes, a trusted wingwoman can play in to your scheme nicely, but I’ve found that playing the field with another girl usually complicates things and she ends up throwing off my game. Either she can’t keep up with my game, distracts the guy, gives away the agenda, prevents me from bonding with the target, or is too drunk haha. Don’t go to the bar alone (I have and it’s okay as long as you stay sober). Have a home base of girl/guy friends you can retreat to if you’re feeling awkward and so you don’t seem lame when a guy asks you who you’re here with. Speaking of going to a bar alone, I’ve only done this once, all my friends bailed and I was already all dolled up so I flew the coop with a party of one. I lied to everyone and said I was supposed to be here on a blind date but got stood up – literally flooded with drink offers. “WHAT? That asshole, he’s obviously an idiot. What are you drinking?” Haha Ended up getting 3 free shots of Gray Goose, wasn’t comfortable drinking any more when I had to drive home. I guess this turned out to be a pretty decent game plan. But, on with more common situations:

Location is key. Obviously near the bar is prime stakeout territory. There will be more dudes with their wallets out either broing out and buying a round (what’s one more drink for a cute girl?) or buying a drink for themselves to drown out their failed approaches earlier in the night and acquire a little extra liquid courage (just in time to turn his lonely night around). These are prime targets. Moving away from the bar means there will need be a definitive move back to the bar. Potentially more inconvenient depending on your strategy. If you need a drink now, are trying to get white girl wasted, and don’t have time to dilly dally, the bar and it’s immediate surroundings are your zones. Do not stray far, be continuously scoping out the bar for opportunities. Here are some of the easiest observable targets:

  • A group of guys at the bar, bonus points for obnoxious shouting, high fiving, and vegas fireballbro hugs, is probably celebrating something. This is an easy way to start a conversation and weasel your way into their party mode. If it’s someone’s birthday, even better! Hug the birthday boy, kiss him on the cheek, whatever it takes. If you show interest he or his buddies may toss a drink your way to increase the odds of a birthday hookup. Men are aware of the loosened inhibitions of a well liquored up female. Or they may just so pumped to be getting shmammered together they could include you in a round of shots just for the hell of it. This situation is best to actively make your presence known to the group, they may be so involved in their bromance their priority may not be to branch out and talk to girls. Throw yourself into their laps. “Woah! You guys look like you’re having so much fun over here!” “What are you guys celebrating?” If they just ordered a round, “Oh Patron? What’s the occasion?” Be creative! You can’t really go wrong, these dudes are begging for attention. Give it to them and you’re sure to land an expensive, strong drink.
  • Singling out a man at the bar is little trickier. Ideally you should get him to notice you and come over to you. My move is to make eye contact for a few seconds, look down shyly and smile enormously. This is probably the oldest girl move in the book, but it works! I’ll usually have to repeat this 2-3 times on the same guy before he comes to me or I will “accidentally” find my self right next to him in a couple of minutes. I repeat to make sure the guy reciprocates the interest. If he’s still staring at you when you glance up the next time, green light. It’s less painful to be shot down as a woman so don’t be too nervous to take a chance. If you can tell he isn’t feeling you or the situation, back down and relocate.
  • Less intimidating version of this scenario is to talk to a couple of guys by the bar with your group of girls. Every girl talks to a guy. Chit chat while you’re waiting to order your drinks. If you impress him in this time, he may jump to order yours too. Usually I’ll non-so-subtly ask my girlfriends what they’re going to order, with no intention of any of us buying a drink. This brings the topic of drinks out in the open and hints that you’re about to buy your own drink. Some boys will take the bait.
  • Another tip when selecting a victim is to choose guys who are less attractive than you. Shallow, but an important aspect. A gorgeous male who constantly has women falling over him never needs to buy drinks for girls because they will flock nonetheless. Less attractive males have to work harder, and may resort to buying the attention of hotter females. Most of the free drinks I get are from much less attractive dudes. I’ll let him think he has a chance with me and I instantly have access to his bar tab. Even if you’re bangin, the hottest guy in the room is not a good target because he is not used to nor will not stoop to spending his money on a random chick all night. Unless he’s filthy fucking rich and has unlimited bottle service, then go ham.

This may seem obvious but don’t try and work your magic with guys who are with girls – one girl could be his girlfriend and a pack of girls is sure to see through your girl game and tattle to your target about you using him for a free drink. If you’re confident enough and know you can pull it off in the situation (not steal a guy’s gf), then go for it – these are merely guidelines for most general situations, there are always exceptions to the rule.

If you’re willing (or forced) to work a little harder for this drink – aka no one has taken the easy bait – approach a guy or group of guys or get them to approach you and have a conversation. Woo him with your girl game. If you chat for 5-10 minutes and he’s into you, he’s much more likely to offer to buy you a drink to keep you around longer. If he doesn’t offer and your buzz is fading fast, you have a few lines that can blatantly signal to him hat you want a drink:birthday drinks

  1.  “What are you drinking?” If he has a drink, “Why aren’t you drinking?” If he doesn’t. Immediately makes him think about drinks if it hasn’t crossed his mind yet. It’s still making light conversation but also obviously makes him notice you do not have a drink. If he blows off the question and doesn’t at least mention your hands are empty, move on.
  2. “I’m going to go to the bar and get a drink.” Threatening to leave him, he might offer to come with you and cover your tab if he enjoyed talking to you a lot and wants I continue. He definitely could let you go, or say “Okay, see you when you get back.” In this case I would suggest bonding with him more before you deliver this line. Make sure he will want to chase you to the bar before you threaten to leave. If he denies to come with and you think he still has potential, say something like, “Well I can wait a little longer, I don’t want to stop talking to you” or ask him if he wants to come with you to the bar.
  3. If you are feeling bold “We shout take a shot together!” It’s flirty and makes him think you want to engage in a bonding activity. If he is any gentleman he’ll step up and pay for both. Plus the hard A will fuck you up a little quicker.
  4. Boldest of all: “Will you buy me a drink?” “Will you get me one of whatever your drinking?” Flat out ask. This is hard for me to feel comfortable saying most of the time. If you are totally vibing and confident enough, do it! This is also the hardest for him to dodge without being awkward haha.

This is enough information to start. Basics. There are literally endless scenarios that could play out with any of these maneuvers, most of which you will discover from trial and error. So what happens when you land a free drink?? Yes! You did it! Don’t you dare hide that beaming smile, bask in your glorious triumph… And bail out of there as fast as you can. A guy who buys a drink for a woman usually expects something in return. Not necessarily sex, but at least your time. You led him on and if you don’t want to continue your flirting game, get out of there. Excusing yourself to the bathroom works every time. Sometimes they will wait outside the door for you, no wanting to get ripped off. Don’t step on his toes too hard, but doge as effectively as possible. Or say you are going to bring your friend back with you and you’ll meet them right here – don’t give him a chance to invite himself for the walk. Find out what strategy works best for you and the situation, and enjoy your free drink! Wooo!!!

One more thing: Practice. Practice. Practice. You’ll get better at selecting the guys who will be most likely to offer you a drink. You’ll learn how to read the guy and know right off the bat if this will end in a successful mooch. Get out there and have fun!

I’ll leave you with a word of caution: don’t be a total bitch. Yes, it’s annoying to be the girl who uses a man for his money then bails, be aware that you’re taking advantage of another human being. The guy may get mad, even though he foolishly gave in to your plan. Just don’t be insensitive. If you see him later at the bar, say thank you again and don’t be rude – you may get another drink out of him haha.